247 Emails

I have a special folder in my email account - just tagged "E". It's the number of emails and enquiries I've had about my escort work. I've got 247 emails in there - which is a ridiculous number considering I've seen ten people now, and seen one of those three times - bringing my total escort hobby to only thirteen visits. I've said yes to probably another fifteen or so who have not actually

Sugar Daddy A Go Go

So..several email conversations with SugarDaddy later and it appears our first meeting was a bit of a mess - he was quiet cause he thought that's what I liked. I was silent cause he was. Doh. C- for communication kids!A few saucy emails back and forward and an invite..travel with him for business next week! Real Job owes me some time off, I've got friends in the city his is working in that I

Client #10 (Sugar Daddy #1)

Well this latest adventure has been a bizarre hybrid of my real life and my escort life. I answered an ad by a guy who fancied himself as a sugar daddy. Within a few days of the odd back and forward email he suggested lunch to see if we got along.I thought about it. He was suggesting some cash, some travel, some spoils - hotels, gifts, indulgences. Hmmm. I realised I would have to use my real

Client #9

#9 Didn't show up for his second booking the next night. I tried texting to confirm but heard nothing. Frankly, I was surprised at the end of our session he was still even talking about the second booking after his disastrous first performance. Maybe it was just a save face thing.

John Bait

I just answered a Jabba the Hutt ad without realising it - and I was using a new address and name. He was one of my first clients and had made me swear I wasn't a working girl when he saw me.It was too good an opportunity to pass up. He wrote back that he didn't pick up girls or see escorts but wanted sex for $250 an hour, so that if I wasn't an escort could I please send my details. His attitude

Client #9 and a Revelation

So it turns out my lube does froth like a mother fucker when played with too much. Mr Alien Sperm wasn't quite as bad as I thought then. Still a bit nasty and odd, but now I've seen the lube in action with another client who couldn't get it up but was furiously jerking off with it I'm relieved.I need to go lube shopping.Okay. Client story. #9 In town for a conference. Has booked me two nights in

Client # 8

Reading over my past entries I've realised this blog has become more about the frustrations of wanting to be a part time lover escort gal and being constantly stood up by clients. So it is with great joy that I report a new client. The perfect client.#8 didn't start out well - he was the guy who canceled and then tried to rebook and I told him to make an appointment and stick to it since I wasn't

Client # 7 (Epic Whore FAIL)

Oh my #7 did follow through but the whole thing was a disaster from start to finish. Talking to him on the phone he'd told me he was a tradie. I have tradies in the family so I think I slipped into "Ok, this is the guy you'd have a beer with and joke around with." Not a great sexual vibe to start with. Plus he didn't really buy my working girl name, and I admit it's far too glam for a plumber. I

A slow time of year?

Well, according to the email I got from an escort website - December and January are slow months in the business. This website wanted to give me some free advertising deal, and I started to do it all, then had a gut feeling I shouldn't put my photos and details up somewhere so public with so little control and I changed my mind.Anyhow..that's beside the point. So, a slow time, right?! I've had