Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Excellent present



Among numerous other incredible presents (Paul Smith shirt & scarf included!) that my good lady got me for christmas this year, she also got me a years subscription to Jamie Oliver's new magazine.
I've only just had a good read through the 'recipe yearbook' which is my first edition and it is exceptional. I'm a big fan of the essex lad and can't wait to try out some of his recipes. The haddock, spinach and egg I'm thinking could be the new weekend lunch, and I'm definitely going to try his courgette & bacon carbonara as soon as possible!

I also came across this picture of Jamie if he'd put on a few pounds!

New toy!



Since the boxing day sales were so unsuccessful in the clothing department, I decided I needed cheering up. So I stopped the car outside the apple store in Glasgow and bought myself the new iMac.
I then, of course, had to go straight to Ikea to get it somewhere to sit.
Thought I'd share the results...

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Feeling festive


So I got up this morning to go to work as usual, and the winter weather attack that the west of Scotland has had over the last few days has taken its toll. Couldn't move the car an inch!
So whats a guy to do at 7am when he's showered and wide awake!
Made a mug of tea, an onion bagel and popped on The Grinch on sky movies.
Could possibly be my new favourite xmas movie! (Sorry Muppets.)
I`m now desperate to see the 1966 original! Shame I can`t drive anywhere to buy it.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Great find...





I came across this exceptional site today called "Hickorees"
I work with a footwear brand called Wolverine, which I`ll be posting about very very soon because its my new obsession, and while looking at some marketing online I came across the signage below thats for sale on the Hickoree site. Of course I felt the need to have a gander around the rest of the site and I`m sure you`ll agree its full of some really good looking clothing and accessories. I`ve stuck some pics of my favourites up...

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

New Dandyism

I recently started following a blog called New Dandyism, and came across these pics. Quite simply, these fashion shots from American brand J Crew epitomise the style that I try to convey in my own wardrobe. The only thing that I dont have is the Harrington jacket with tartan lining. Think I`ll show a few examples soon and get some help on choosing my Harrington purchase.




Back from the dead...

Back to blogging...
Been away for way too long, but I`m going to concentrate on the blog from now on I promise.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

So you want to be an escort!

I've had a few similar Ask Curvy questions lately - about starting out as an escort. I've put off writing about it cause as much fun as I've had, and from everything I've learned, it's still not something I'd encourage people to go into unless they are really, really sure. I can't assess your mental state or personality traits to see if you are going to cope okay when you have that first freak

Sunday, October 11, 2009

"Out" Sex Workers

Stupid timing, but just as I'm getting ready to wrap up the call girl stuff, at least for a while, I finally grew the balls to go and meet an "out" sex worker. As in - everyone knows her job, she declares it on her tax return, has appeared in newspaper articles and online with full name and does a lot of outreach stuff and advocacy to sex workers of all levels - including street workers.She'd

Thursday, October 8, 2009

A quick laugh at statistics

I started tracking this blog a while back with Google Analytics. The idea was I'd get some good stats to show publishers if I ever decided to try and turn this into a book. Meh. I'm lazy. It hasn't happened. But I do get endlessly amused at what I can find out. Like - 127 visitors found me via search engines. Most using versions of the blog name. So far so boring. But wait. Someone found me who

Ask Curvy

A while back I received an email from a male follower of the blog looking for advice. In a nutshell here is his question:I'm in a wonderful relationship with a bigger woman, she is all I ever wanted and so much more, but no fairy tale is without issues,right? We decided we are doing the big "it" after hours and hours of mad phone sex and lots of nude pics. We are going to have sex. Which is a

Monday, October 5, 2009

A Scary Story

Another thing I just wanted to share...it's not at all funny and light-hearted like a lot of my client stories. A few weeks ago I decided to let a friend in on my secret double life. The moment felt right. She was totally cool with it, and knows other women doing the same thing. She did tell me a horrible thing though - last year a friend of hers was killed doing exactly what I'm doing.I pressed

Hello Readers!

Oh my, it's nice to be wanted. I've noticed some comments bemoaning my lack of posting, and I've had a few emails too. So I thought I'd better pop back in here and update you all on what is going on!Well...there have been some pretty massive changes in my personal life is the short version. I haven't blogged about it cause it's not related to the sex work. Well, it sort of is, but I still don't

Friday, September 4, 2009

Erotic Film With Feminist Aims Wins Award Despite Ban

The film Matinée, directed by Jennifer Lyon Bell, has been given the “Best Short Film” prize by an official jury at the Melbourne Underground Film Festival 2009. The August 26 scheduled screening was halted by the OFLC (Australia’s Office of Film and Literature Classification) banning it from the festival and, interestingly, it was the only R-Rated film in the festival to receive such treatment:

The OFLC cited “sexual content” as the reason. Matinée includes an erotic, explicit sex scene between the film’s two main characters, Mariah and Daniel. Matinée is the story of a reserved stage actress who decides to improvise her onstage lovescene in a bold attempt to inject creativity into the play. Their improvisation evolves into actual sex onstage in front of a live audience. Matinée’s themes involve trust, ambition, and creative risk...(Blue Artichoke Films Press Release)


The Melbourne Underground Film Festival (MUFF) are said to have opposed the ban and seriously considered defying it. They have also pointed out that the OFLC has "historically privileged violent and misogynistic representations of explicit sex over the type of unabashed female sexual pleasure shown in Matinée".

I've not seen any of Jennifer Lyon-Bell's films myself yet but I certainly like what I've read about her approach on the Blue Artichoke Films website's About page:

Jennifer’s mission to create better sex film is an integral part of her feminist sexual expression. She believes that sexual freedom is an essential component of women’s freedom. And that creating beautiful, hot films that turn women on is possible, safe, and necessary...

...Part of our appeal to modern women is that our stories and situations aren’t bound up in monogamous romance. Pop culture is rife with messages for women that sex is only awesome once they’ve found True Love. Love is lovely, but we think that hot, meaningful sex can also happen between total strangers...

...It’s of the utmost concern to us that the actors and (particularly) actresses we work with be knowledgeable, thoughtful, and enthusiastic about doing films with us. Jennifer meets personally with every actor and actress even before allowing them to audition, so that she can be sure they have like-minded motivations and understand what the risks might be. Also, everyone on the cast and crew is encouraged to ask questions. We think that’s the only way to create a safe space for people to experiment sexually."


Matinée was released May 1 and the next screening will take place at the Strasbourg International Film Festival in France in early September. Along with the MUFF award, the film has also won the CineKink/NYC film festival’s jury award for “Best Narrative Film”, an Honorable Mention at the 2009 Feminist Porn Awards and was selected for the number 4 spot in the “5 Best Sex Films For Women” in the July 2009 German edition of Cosmopolitan magazine. Jennifer Lyon Bell's letter to the OFLC and open letter to the press can be found on the Blue Artichoke Films website.

Meanwhile, The Local has news on the Swedish government helping to finance a Swedish feminist porn film. Mia Engberg's film, Dirty Diaries, shows a selection of women using mobile phones to film their faces as they masturbate. While I think this particular use of female images could possibly be critiqued, I also think the responses Engberg talks about when explaining the thinking behind the film are very telling:

The film was put onto the internet and provoked a strong reaction. A lot of the reactions were negative, with comments like: "Damn, they're ugly. Could they not at least have put on some make-up." I found the comments interesting. They showed that we're still living with the age-old belief that a woman and her sexuality should please the beholder above all else.


Cross-posted at the f word.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Finally!!

So the cute IT boy who has become my longest regular - we finally had sex. Almost an entire year of conversation and blow jobs and this past weekend he asked me "to jump on and ride". I'd started to wonder if he was a virgin.

What would a therapist say?

Maybe I secretly want to get sprung by my family. Or maybe I just am a forgetful fool some days. I was up at oh-my-god o'clock and checked my email on a Saturday morning to see a regular client wanted me ASAP. So I was at his house with my mouth around his cock by eight am.Then off for the day to see my mother. And despite reminding myself not to forget the little packets of lube and condom

Friday, August 14, 2009

Bingo Wings

So I just love this film clip - a song about big girls! There is only a tiny bit online for free but I think it's funny and pretty positive.And if you want to know how it ends - well the hot guy pushes aside the skinny girls and goes for the big, gorgeous blonde gal. And as we say, it fades to black with them "pashing on."

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Douchebags

My last online ad has been a total bust. No bookings. Only one guy who was even a possibility and he didn't fit the four beers or less rule, so I nixed him. I seem to have run into a stream of fuckwits.The replies started off with a one line enquiry, "Does the BBW girl do natural sex?"I wrote back "No." I was at least amused by the third person usage.Two hours later another email that started

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Musing about fuck buddies etc

It never ceases to amaze me just how much variety there is out there in the world of love, friendship, fucking and the rest of it!About a year ago, just after I'd started whoring, I ran an ad to find some photographers to take some photos for me - kinky, classy, naked, sexy...a whole mix. I didn't tell them I was wanting them to use for paid sex work cause I knew they'd charge a fortune. Instead

Friday, July 31, 2009

Ooops

Goddamn some men are long distance shooters. Cum hit my laptop beside the bed! Eeek.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Now Dad gets involved in my business.

So it turns out the fastest runner in the world is not Speedy Gonzales, but Curvy Girl who was seconds away from being outed as a sex worker to her father through her own stupidity and sheer dumb luck.Dad came to stay the night. In my house I had a very hot piece of paper - the annual renewal for the Sex Workers Union. I had been moving the renewal notice around the house for several days. One

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Client # 18: When your mother gets involved in your sex work!

Alright kiddies - I'm back and feeling good. Which means...yes...I have a new client story for you. Yay.I kind of got the gig by accident. I wasn't quite sure I was going to take the booking - photo was hot, everything seemed totally fine but it was a lovely Friday night and I was lounging around at home thinking of a wonderful free weekend. He wanted a booking early next morning!I was tossing

Monday, July 13, 2009

Silly Gal

Oh dear. I am an idiot. Am banging head against wall as we speak. No, really I lie. I'm in pyjamas eating ice cream and watching crap TV from my bed. I just turned down a well paid booking with a very good looking young guy who is about a half hour drive away.No real reason except for some irrational desire not to wipe out any last traces of Mr Married. Like, oh, his lips were the last to touch

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

A Few Tears, some Introspection

I'll admit right now that I'm in a pretty emotional frame of mind - hormones are going crazy on me at the moment. Still, I was surprised that the day after Mr Married left I cried on and off for HOURS. Longer, most likely, that the entire time his penis had ever been inside me.Part of it was unrelated- I'm packing my suitcase to go back home, but I really love the spot I have vacationed in for

Monday, July 6, 2009

Heart over Head

So after my great justification of why I couldn't see Mr Married with his child ...well..I don't know if he's reading this blog or what but after my last entry he suggested we head out in public for the morning and catch up first - no sex, no pressure.I went along with the whole idea as a great way to figure out if I really did want to sleep with him and figure out what exactly I wanted from the

Friday, June 26, 2009

Ask Curvy

So someone in the comment asked what girls like for sex if it's not jackhammer behaviour....I thought I'd throw it over to you dear readers to help out the men folk of the blog!

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Consequences of Sex Work

Oh drat and darn it. I really can't just do casual sex anymore! I know I've mentioned it before but it's got a little bit worse - I can't even do the "passionate mistress" role anymore. I'm getting too good at faking stuff in the bedroom, and pleasing others and letting them think whatever they like regardless of truth. And with a bit of reflection it's become obvious to me that even the men I

Client #17 - Foot Fetish

Another client who responded to my new ridiculous high rates. He booked, sent a photo, confirmed on time. All things that mean someone is serious. Told me he had a foot fetish and requested me get a pedicure on the day of the booking.I turned up in nice strappy shoes, expecting my feet to be the sole focus of our appointment, but boy was I wrong. I'll even admit to being a little disappointed. I

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Feet

So I had a client who requested me have freshly pedicured feet. I'd been meaning to get a pedicure for a while so was happy to oblige. I realised when I got to the salon I should have asked him for a colour recommendation - how to pick a colour to make him happy, or at least not offend?I went for a pearly pale colour that changed with the light.The salon owner who did my feet complimented me.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Woot - An Award of Sorts

I got the "Brilliant" Nod from The Toy over at Wanted: Perfect Screw for my post on the Email War.Check it out, and his blog, here:http://perfectscrewtoy.blogspot.com/2009/06/bdsm-tuesday-number-2.html

Monday, June 8, 2009

Client #16 - a boy to break your heart

I have finally seen a new client! After I put my latest ad up I wasn't sure if I wanted to actually take any bookings or if I was just mucking around. So I took the passive aggressive way out and replied with such inflated rates and strict requirements I thought I'd get no takers. Instead, a gorgeous, young, polite boy replied and booked me for two hours! A combination of the stupid amount of

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Email war

So in response to my latest ad I had a guy who was doing everything right - polite email, sent a face pic etc. I decided he fell way out of my four beers or less rule so I didn't reply. I just thought I didn't need to explain myself so I would just go silent. People do that to me all of the time and I'm sick of being super, super polite and explaining myself to everyone who can tap a keyboard.A

Monday, June 1, 2009

International Whore's Day

It's International Whore's Day on June 2, or so I've heard. So love a whore today!!xx

#6 Again

So I actually went through with a booking. Yay. With #6 again - shy IT dude. I've seen him three times now I think and every now and then swap an email. Totally no hassle client. Still trying to work out why he doesn't have a girlfriend and I'm wondering if there is some issue with penetration in sex? For every time I see him it tends to just be kissing, touching, maybe a bit of oral sex and

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Fetish

A quick story I thought I'd share with you..One of the clients I contacted is the guy I met in a hotel for ten minutes of boob play - and walking out of his hotel I fell and did my ankle. I thought at the time he was super hot. So hot and fun I was at a bit of a loss to why he was paying for ten minutes with me when he could have had so much more - and for free lol.It turns out that I'm no

Never say die?

Oh dear. Just after I tell you all I'm ready to quit I start to wonder. See I finally did join the whore's union I was telling you about ages ago. And it took them a while to process the application and then my handwriting was messy and they called me to get my details!I was at dayjob so was very quick to say I couldn't talk. So we had an email conversation - lovely admin guy and officially the

Monday, May 25, 2009

Ask Curvy

So...a fellow curvy girl has written to me and asked if I had any opinions on the following topic:Society basically tells us that people (particularly women) of a certain size aren't supposed to be having sex at all, aren't sexy, and so enticing someone to do/believe just that carries a bit of baggage as well. Having the "confidence" that every sex manual prescribes seems silly without the means

Thursday, May 14, 2009

I am still alive

So sorry gang for the lack of posts lately. A few things colliding in my life mean that I'm pretty sure I'm on the path to quitting the whoring for now. Plus I admit to being a tiny bit freaked out by some of the comments, sometimes on the blog, but more often to me personally.Somehow I think I've picked up a few wanna-be johns as readers, bbw admirers getting their rocks off on the idea of me.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Best Sex Bloggers

In exciting news I'm the featured blogger over at Best Sex Bloggers this week. It's a great site worth dipping into every now and then to see what fun things have turned up. I was asked to write a post that doesn't appear on this blog, so if you want an extra dose of Curvy you'll have to run across to read it!And welcome to those readers who have found me though that site too!

Update on the flatmate

Well, she moved out. She was only staying short term. So I don't know what her final decision was but she told me she wasn't going to strip. Then I overheard her talking to someone else about how she was going to do it.Ah well. I did try and help her come to an educated decision.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

I need advice for a flatmate

So my 21-year-old, ex-model flatmate is thinking she might work as a stripper. She's going to the most exclusive place in town I think to chat about it and so far the conditions and wages seem pretty good.She asked me for advice. I tried telling her some of my struggles with sex work - sometimes it hurts "just to be a body" and not a full person to these men. Sometimes it's tempting to do more

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

No sexing for AGES!

I'm sorry I haven't blogged much of late. My new rules have lead to no sexing. One guy was all cool with the new rules and willing to host, and pay my new rate and sounded quite nice. But his photo was borderline on the four-beers rule, so I didn't accept.Another regular set up an appointment but then had to cancel so I've not seen him. Yet another regular acted like a toss pot. I told him that

The value of new pussy

If you ever need proof that men think with their penii - no matter their religion, wealth or length of marriage - then look at Mel Gibson. A divorce to cost him close to half a BILLION dollars - just so he can chase some blonde.WOW! I think there is a lesson in that for anyone in a long term relationship. Communicate and set up plans about what you will do if/when the lust dies, you grow apart,

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Sex Work as a Career

So I've discovered the coolest thing. I went along to a feminist, alternative, kinda punk, SF Mission district-esque strip show. And they had a booth for the Sex Worker Union in my area. Our own union. I was too scared to approach so Bell went and grabbed the forms and newsletters and magazines for me. I read through them all, eyes bulging. It seems like so much fun.The union hosts dinners, and

The Rash

Yay..it seems to be clearing. I reckon antibiotics helped. Now to pinpoint what I'm sensitive too - but lots of you other curvy gals have given me suggestions so I'm following them now!So that means I'm ready to lay on my back again. Yippee!

New Blog Alert

I've started a new blog about a different part of my life - if you've emailed me in the past I may have already given you the heads up with the location of the new blog, but if I missed you, and you're curious then drop me a line to forloversofcurves@gmail.com.Never fear, this blog will still continue! I may just be splitting my writing time between the two blogs...and you'd don't need to follow

Monday, March 23, 2009

Who knew I had readers!

I must say I was quite in awe of the number of gossip gals (I think it was all gals) who emailed me. It was great to hear from you all!So now you know my news and we can move on..except..well we won't be moving fast LOL.Just this morning I woke up and was like, "Hmm...I'm in the mood for some sexing." But my new rules are restrictive even to me!I've taken some of your advice from the comments,

Monday, March 16, 2009

Just Amazing

So I've got some mind-blowing news. But I don't really want to blog about it. If you're a complete gossip like myself then feel free to email me at forloversofcurves@gmail.com and I will tell you off the interwebs!In other news - I'm moving house for non-call-girl related reasons so I'm taking the opportunity to stop doing incalls - I think that was part of the boundary issue. Already the clients

Whore's Revenge

Oh I am naughty. Dr Spermies (#13) was pushing to see me and I wasn't really in the mood as per my last blog, I've just been kinda chilling out and reconsidering things. I also had a cold so knew I shouldn't pass on my plague. But he kept wanting to see me so in the end I did - cold virus and all. I just thought he deserved it - it won't kill him but will remind him every day of me while he

Friday, March 13, 2009

Dear Dr Phil...

I'm having an issue. Totally self-inflicted, but unexpected. I think due to a recent drop in my standards, plus actually fucking purely for cash and not enjoyment, plus going too far with the GFE stuff...I'm starting to hate most men. I can't stand the idea of sex with them anymore.I'm just feeling worn out. With my whole commitment to a great GFE I'd allowed a few of the guys to text me. So I've

Friday, March 6, 2009

Client #15

So it must be Grandpa Week. Or maybe just pension week. I got an offer I thought was a joke a few days ago. An insane amount of money to spend the night with a business man travelling. Twelve hours was the deal. 7pm - 7 am so I could get up and go to my dayjob. It did strike me in some way as working 24 hours straight but I was up for it.The hotel was in a suburban area, very nice for the area.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Client # 14 (Fucking Grandpa)

Oh dear me. I threw away my standards for a good paying two hour booking. Cause the money was going to cover more than half my bill. Not only would this guy not have been shaggable with the four beers or less rule, I could have drunk a whole slab (24 beers) and still not have gone there.It was like a challenge I decided to accept. Truth, Dare, or Physical Challenge. I was kinda curious to see how

Show me the money

I admit...this past few days I've been fucking for the cash. It hasn't been about my sexual needs. Or about an erotic adventure or fun stories.I got a massive bill and it was either going to chew up almost a weeks salary from realjob or it was going to eat into my savings. Then I realised I have a third option. Fuck to pay the bill. I didn't have to, but it seemed like a good idea to be able to

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Gnashing of teeth

So I just read this quote about whoring:"A profession that wastes people, from the inside out."I know people write that crap all the time but it just made me want to throw my computer. Safe to say I disagree.

Client #13

There wasn't really anything wrong with #13. But he just annoyed me. I think it's cause I'm suffering bad PMS. Shouldn't have seen him perhaps until I was more in the mood.It took me ages to get a photo off him and he kept trying to see with and squirm out of the photo thing. A bad start when someone won't follow my rules.Then he tried to argue with me over dollars. Then when he turned up he

Here's a tip

When you use the word "spermies" to refer to your cum I totally lose interest in sex with you.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Schoolgirl Shenanigans

Read this story!It's about a 15 year old rolling in money after moonlighting as a prostitute. The way I see it, at least she was in charge of her part time job - and it pays a helluva lot better than a fast food job!Bit dodgy on the agency's behalf - surely they knew??She's young enough to pass it off as some sort of prank perhaps if she wants to. Otherwise with that kind of entrepreneurial

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Face/Palm

Remind me not to blog straight after seeing a client, when I'm all hopped up on sex endorphins. Last night I fell asleep dreaming of running my own agency - with all men on my books. The little guy from yesterday, previous ex lovers who've wanted to be paid - I know heaps. I was coming up with ideas for photo shoots and whore names for them. Nathan and Blake and Rory.This morning I woke up and

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Client # 7 Again

Sometimes I get the gut feeling I'm pushing too hard with this hobby. I'm up for some fun or dollars, so I'm answering ads, placing ads, hustling and even emailing previous clients. And ...nothing...That's what it's felt like this week. But I finally clued in that it's a good thing. For starters I have a green and black ankle - from toe to heel and back. Not an ideal situation if I have to run or

Hawaii

So..I just booked a three week summer holiday to Hawaii. And I am, of course, curious about sex work there. I'm kinda tempted. All those tourists and GI Joe boys....But..given where I am my whoring is legal...I'm much too freaked by compulsive viewing of Law and Order episodes to think I wouldn't get entrapped or arrested or tracked down on Craigslist.I've already research to find the fines are

Monday, February 23, 2009

Amusing myself

I just got a reply from Mr Cheese to my anon massage ad. He wants to come massage me.I couldn't help it. I replied:No thanks.Cheese,Curvy.

God Bless the Internet

You know that Enid Blyton book The Faraway Tree? Where you could climb to the top and all sorts of different worlds would whizz over the tree and you could pick and choose your worlds and treats?That's what the web is like for me. I reach in and see what I can find.The cleaning ads haven't gone too well so far. One guy wants to do all of my ironing and the only payment he would like is to tweak

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Notes from the Couch

Thanks all for your well wishes. I am parking my butt and trying not to hobble as some of you said - that may just make it a more damaging injury - I've got that into my head now!!SplenDaddy wanted to see me this weekend before flying out of the country for a few weeks but when I told him I'd love some easy going sex and explained about the ankle he went all cold. Said, sorry about the ankle, but

Friday, February 20, 2009

The very real dangers of sex work and Client #12

I agreed to go to a hotel room last night to live out a ten minute fantasy for a young guy. He'd stood me up once before but this time it seemed totally legit - phone confirmation and details of the hotel and everything. In his photo he looked super, super hot.We met downstairs and he was stunning. The hotel was also out of this world. I didn't call Bell for a safecall since it was only ten

Why I want to keep SplenDaddy

So with the comments running at something like 4 to 1 against I have found a few other useful reasons to keep SplenDaddy..1) Twice now I have been set to do client bookings with guys I wasn't really into. They were okay, I was in the mood for sex, but not excited by the client. So I have used SplenDaddy to fuck me, thus giving me the excuse of "oh, I've had an orgasm already now" and then I can

Note to Self

When catching a bus into the city for an outcall do not choose a thriller to read in which an undercover PI is playing a prostitute. Firstly you will laugh when she complains about having to suck a penis, then you will freak the fuck out when you read the scenes where she gets beaten and nearly killed and you will start to wonder if all clients are really most wanted mafioso bosses.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

The $100 Diet Coke

Email is a bastard. The best quote I've read about communicating online is that is gives everyone a version of autism - an inability to read facial signals and figure out intended meanings. This is why smiley faces and LOL and the like are over-used. To convey intention.When you're trying to figure out if you're going to let a stranger into your house for sex then making sure you're okay with the

Sex Worker Blogs

I was asked in a comment for some good sex worker blogs. Here are some blogs I love and check out all the time:My hands down fave writer is Grace Undressed. She is a gorgeous, gorgeous writer and has moved me almost to tears in the past.Other blogs I like to check out are kinda sex related, but not all about sex work necessarily:The Reverse Cowgirl - She ran a project last year with Letters from

Ask Curvy

So I decided I'd add a bit of MSN chat into the mix - lets the guys ask all their questions rather than email back and forward. And in less than five minutes I can tell if they are serious about booking.Here are the funniest questions today - and my answers!Can I try before I buy?Um, no.You are really good looking. Good looking girls don't need to sell their bodies. Why do you do this?Well..good

Mr Cheese

Gawd..Mr Cheese - who tried to book on V day, then tried to make me more than halve my rates, then tried other fake email addresses - is back tonight. Begging to see me. Telling me how bad the service was with his cheap hooker last week.I tried to explain the risks of ultra low price workers - maybe sex slaves against their will, maybe illegal brothels, maybe pimps, maybe disease or blackmail or

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Love

How fierce is this cover!? Via Big Fat Deal, who had it via Style Slacker.Sure..it's photoshopped as all fuck but so is every photo shoot these days!

Grrrr..

Comment of the day today from my email to a new agency:"I'm happy to have a BBW on our books, but I hope you understand that from a marketing perspective I would like our first lady to have very broad appeal rather than appeal to a niche market."

SplenDaddy Speculations

I'm back from my mini-break. Kinda a bit confused about whether I should continue with SplenDaddy or not... the balance between sex work and reallife is delicate and this scenario is messing up my dividing lines.I'm going to list pros and cons and welcome any feedback. If someone could make the decision for me that would be nice. Ha.Pro: Hot diggity dog sex. Some of the hottest I've had in a long

Hustle Over

So my profiles on the internet dating sites have been taken down. I'm so amazed it took more than three days for someone to throw a tanty about me wanting money and report me. The sites themselves are pretty slack too I guess with patrolling this stuff - in three days I got hundreds of enquires and a few good potential clients. So far I've only made $100 bucks from my hustle (story to come) but

Monday, February 16, 2009

Mid Week Break

So after work today SplenDaddy is picking me up and whisking me away somewhere for the night. At first he was just going to visit me at my house and leave a cash gift, but I don't think he's a fan of leaving money - really wants to do the "spoiling me" thing. Which is okay, I guess. I just find it hard to relax and be totally spoilt and looked after and not convert what that could have meant I'd

That's what friends are for...

Bell told me to basically pull my head in tonight. To remind me to take it easy and not rush forward with my goal of saving money- at the risk of safety and a balanced life. Fair call. Not only has my four-beers-rule slid out the door of late, I'm also kinda happy to blow off friends at the last minute for the hope of a big booking.Not cool, I agree. Consider my good self reprimanded.

Here we go again...

A new agency starting up and look at their requirements:18-25 years old (ID required)Preferably Available up to 4 days per weekBe willing to undertake Escort or Dancer/Topless Waitress WorkBe disease free (certificate required)Have professional photo/sBe flexible with bookings and available at short noticeBe attractive and well presentedDress Size 8-14Gee..another agency with young, thin gals.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

V Day Summary

Valentine's Day in the end was a clusterfuck. But a funny one. Spend the first half of the day in my lingerie and bathrobe waiting for Client #11. He wanted to do a repeat of his amyl-sniffing-missionary ways. I charged him a fortune again! Yay! He was much better behaved after his stupid outbursts the day before when he finally turned up.In fact, I think he's very keen on me. Turns out he has

Real Life Ethics vs Sex Work Ethics

I've been meaning to post about this topic for a while...and the last post reminded me again. Over the months I've been doing my sideline escort hobby I've started to develop a fairly rock solid set of guidelines to divide my real life from the sex work.1) Married clients are only okay for paid gigs. I no longer sleep with married or partnered men in my personal life and if I find out casual

Bad, Bad Girl

It's ovulation week which of course means I'm seeing dollar signs for sex and wanting to cash in while my body is in the mood - with my double bagged cervix of course ;-)But I don't like direct advertising all of the time - escort ads end up drowning in other escort ads within minutes and I always feel exposed. So I've hit upon the worst way of pinpointing men who love curves. I'm basically

Chanel Toilets...

So I had a really pathetic Valentines day and sat in and watched films. One of which was the Lagerfeld Documentary, where I witnessed this sign on the back of the door in the toilets at Chanel. Lol, i`m thinking about hanging this above the toilet in work, see if I can add a spot of class to Gant.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Ask Curvy

So Anon. left a few questions, and I'm also getting emails with questions that I've been answering so I'm going to start an "Ask Curvy" post every now and then.So..if there is anything you want to ask me, about anything, then I'll do my best to answer. I'm also happy to give advice if I can. Now, remember, I've got no qualifications that are relevant for this, just my own sense of humour and

Client #11

About an hour after my Valentine's email went out I heard from a guy who had been one of my first potential clients - way back at the beginning.He wanted to come over straight away. He warned me that he did want to sniff amyl while having sex and I said in that case he could pay the original rates we'd decided on months ago, rather than my V Day special. Made it sound like a bit of a big deal.

Random Thought #5

I just found the funniest web site.www.bedposted.com - it promises to track your sex life and sexual partners. I'm a statistics geek so I'm going to join up and give it a go for the fun of it!I think it will dovetail nicely with another site I've been using about 4 years now. www.mycycle.com - it's a site that tracks your periods and predicts ovulation and bleeding. Now of course it's meant for

Friday, February 13, 2009

Random Thought #4

I just bought this outfit on ebay. It looks like fun. Comfy too - all stretch which is good for curves, and it looks a bit tongue-in-cheek and sexy. Plus with proper sleeves it allows you to wear a decent bra underneath! And the bit of flair at the bottom may make it flatter thighs.SplenDaddy requested a nurse fantasy so I thought it time to invest in a new outfit. Most guys love the nurse idea

Random Thought #3

This sideline of mine has really connected me to my body in a way nothing else has. While sitting this morning waiting for a client running late I felt so positive about my body it was almost like a physical force in the room. I was in lovely lingerie and a nice fluffy bath robe. I'd showered and shaved and used nice skin and hair care products and was almost glowing with sensuality.These days

Random Thought #2

It's time I face reality. My four-beers-or-less fuckability test has been stretched. Going through my archives to do my mailout (spam) I realised I would now easily consider fucking some of the earlier rejects.I guess like in any job tasks that seem impossible at first become routine and comfortable.

Random Thought #1

So I had to race to the local daggy supermarket to get toilet paper. On Valentine's Day, in between clients. I realised I hadn't really eaten much but couldn't be bothered thinking so grabbed McDonalds.There I was, a fat girl, sitting alone on the most romantic day of the year, wolfing down cheeseburger and fries, all alone and in a hoody and tracksuit, in a food court with hair askew.Normally if

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Fallout from Porn Making

1) My houseguest is peeved at me since the porn/photographer dude and I knocked out the wifi Internet by mistake and he thought he should stay in his room and not come and ask me to fix it. Also he needed to pee and didn't leave the room cause I'd said, "I'll shut the door on you while I have a guest."I told him during our argument that of course I didn't expect him to stay there the WHOLE time

Valentine's Day Madness??

Tomorrow is V Day, and I'm nothing if not a well rounded whore. I used my sales and marketing skills from a previous life to make a contact list of potential clients out of my archives. And then I sent a Valentine's Day special email, "Everyone deserves some lovin".I didn't reduce my rates too much really - just a nice seductive picture and a bit of a recap on how wonderful I am (ha. ha.)Am now

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Well, his name wasn't Zack and I'm not Miri, but the bumblefuckery of today continued almost to midnight - and now I'm tucked up in bed writing this.I was home after my frantic day of cock breath and changing in bathrooms and I was just personal ad fishing. Answering dodgy ads, placing dodgy ads, being generally dodgy.This guy and I start talking about him wanting a plus size model to shoot for a

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Cock Breath and Superhero moments

Excuse me while I just shake my head in disbelief at what I've just done. The adrenalin is running from my body now, and so far there hasn't been any fallout from my day, but I know I'm still an idiot. Perhaps you'll think so too after this post.I slept in really late today and had to race to my therapist appointment before dayjob (yes, I'm in therapy - but the funny thing is that it's not at all

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Dammit, Janet, I have limits.

Oh I hate it when I discover limits. I like to think I'm soooo game that I'm up for anything. But the truth is, I'm a big fat WUSS. LOL.I answered another SugarDaddy ad. This guy was super paranoid - he had a lot of replies he said and so I had to jump through all of these hoops to even get his trust to then get his picture. He'd seen mine and was keen, so I started to get a little excited. He

Friday, February 6, 2009

Welcome BFD Readers

Just a quick welcome to everyone who has found this blog from the link and post over at Big Fat Deal!http://www.bfdblog.com/2009/02/05/secret-diary-of-a-bbw-callgirl/#more-772It's so strange to have readers now! The first month or so I wrote this it was just for myself. Then Bell, and Marina and Sean - my friends-in-crime. Then I started to let a few other cool folk know - including Mo at BFD.Now

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Client Request - via blog!

So I had my first email today from somebody that wanted to see me after having read the blog. I was very flattered, and tempted to see what type of guy could read what I have had to say, and still want to see me. Perhaps one that secretly wants to be written up as a client story? Or one that just likes my sense of humour? Or maybe something really mundane - perhaps it really is hard to find a

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Sugar Daddy Snapshots

I got back late last night from the airport and have now had time to ruminate on the last few days with Sugar Daddy #1.It was a fabulous escape from my real life, but not a great financial move - that's my potted summary.He isn't really a sugar daddy. He *is* kind and sweet and generous in his own way - and from his point of view he was spoiling me rotten. Airfares, taxi fares, dinners all paid

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Fucksticks and AssHats

So I just got an email from the guy I wrote about in "The Worst of Times".This is what he had to say about why he didn't follow up with me:Hello, I need to write to tell you what happened. As I am now allowed to say. My Dom, gave me one week to find someone off the internet to sleep with, and I then had to break all contact for 1 week. My Dom then dumped me, showing me that I am what I think I am

A fat man writes...

Here is the email I said I might share. This guy had a personal ad on a web site, and I sent a note saying if he didn't find anyone to consider an escort..you'd be surprised how many men respond to that approach (which just goes to again prove my point that men advertising for NSA sexual hookups are mostly just looking for a "free whore" no matter what they say to the contrary).Well, he's a big

The Worst of Times

It's taken me a while to write about this, and I wasn't going to cause it's not really related to the sex work. I met a guy through a regular online ad and he ticked all of my boxes. We emailed back and forward and I made it clear I was not looking to hook up, but to date with view to relationship. He wanted the same, he said. It was all going swimmingly so we decided to have a very unusual first

The Best of Times

I'm not sure if this story really counts as sex work. But I did get paid for it. You can make up your own mind.I was sitting home on a Saturday night, bored. Answered a random ad online for a guy that offered good $ to meet him for cocktails and entertain him with stories. That's it. He buys the drinks and dinner at my choice of venue, and I offer my companionship. I guess that's technically

More Sugar Daddy Thoughts

After finding my first sugar daddy I went and joined up with a sugar daddy website. So far no real action. I was talking with my friend Marina about it. Imagine me as a short, white, geeky gal. Now imagine Marina as the opposite. Tall, black, cool. And cuttingly funny.I was trying to tell her that she was what people wanted in a sugar babe. Someone who stops conversation when she enters a room. I

Friday, January 30, 2009

247 Emails

I have a special folder in my email account - just tagged "E". It's the number of emails and enquiries I've had about my escort work. I've got 247 emails in there - which is a ridiculous number considering I've seen ten people now, and seen one of those three times - bringing my total escort hobby to only thirteen visits. I've said yes to probably another fifteen or so who have not actually

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Sugar Daddy A Go Go

So..several email conversations with SugarDaddy later and it appears our first meeting was a bit of a mess - he was quiet cause he thought that's what I liked. I was silent cause he was. Doh. C- for communication kids!A few saucy emails back and forward and an invite..travel with him for business next week! Real Job owes me some time off, I've got friends in the city his is working in that I

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Client #10 (Sugar Daddy #1)

Well this latest adventure has been a bizarre hybrid of my real life and my escort life. I answered an ad by a guy who fancied himself as a sugar daddy. Within a few days of the odd back and forward email he suggested lunch to see if we got along.I thought about it. He was suggesting some cash, some travel, some spoils - hotels, gifts, indulgences. Hmmm. I realised I would have to use my real

Client #9

#9 Didn't show up for his second booking the next night. I tried texting to confirm but heard nothing. Frankly, I was surprised at the end of our session he was still even talking about the second booking after his disastrous first performance. Maybe it was just a save face thing.

John Bait

I just answered a Jabba the Hutt ad without realising it - and I was using a new address and name. He was one of my first clients and had made me swear I wasn't a working girl when he saw me.It was too good an opportunity to pass up. He wrote back that he didn't pick up girls or see escorts but wanted sex for $250 an hour, so that if I wasn't an escort could I please send my details. His attitude

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Client #9 and a Revelation

So it turns out my lube does froth like a mother fucker when played with too much. Mr Alien Sperm wasn't quite as bad as I thought then. Still a bit nasty and odd, but now I've seen the lube in action with another client who couldn't get it up but was furiously jerking off with it I'm relieved.I need to go lube shopping.Okay. Client story. #9 In town for a conference. Has booked me two nights in

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Client # 8

Reading over my past entries I've realised this blog has become more about the frustrations of wanting to be a part time lover escort gal and being constantly stood up by clients. So it is with great joy that I report a new client. The perfect client.#8 didn't start out well - he was the guy who canceled and then tried to rebook and I told him to make an appointment and stick to it since I wasn't

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Client # 7 (Epic Whore FAIL)

Oh my #7 did follow through but the whole thing was a disaster from start to finish. Talking to him on the phone he'd told me he was a tradie. I have tradies in the family so I think I slipped into "Ok, this is the guy you'd have a beer with and joke around with." Not a great sexual vibe to start with. Plus he didn't really buy my working girl name, and I admit it's far too glam for a plumber. I

Monday, January 12, 2009

A slow time of year?

Well, according to the email I got from an escort website - December and January are slow months in the business. This website wanted to give me some free advertising deal, and I started to do it all, then had a gut feeling I shouldn't put my photos and details up somewhere so public with so little control and I changed my mind.Anyhow..that's beside the point. So, a slow time, right?! I've had
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