Douchebags

My last online ad has been a total bust. No bookings. Only one guy who was even a possibility and he didn't fit the four beers or less rule, so I nixed him. I seem to have run into a stream of fuckwits.The replies started off with a one line enquiry, "Does the BBW girl do natural sex?"I wrote back "No." I was at least amused by the third person usage.Two hours later another email that started